MILK

MILK feat Crusades + Bear Arms + Hunt/Gather. This Wednesday at Flat 0/1. 

It’s been too long! Come have fun with us. 

OK you monkeys! The M1LK birthday party is creeping ever closer and the bands are raring to go. It is still sold out. It is going to be special. If you’ve been living in a cave for the past month, we are reforming three of the ultimate missing bands, on the same stage for one night only: Drive-By Argument, Jocasta Sleeps and Theatre Fall. Eep.

You can win TWO TICKETS to the show on Wednesday 6th June in a competition announced last week by Foreign Thoughts Radio Show on Subcity (listen back to the show here - we were guests, and there were some bloody lovely acoustic performances by DBA and Jocasta). All you have to do is come up with a song title for a brand spanking new Drive-By Argument song. Post your entry on the Foreign Thoughts facebook wall. 

Here are the entries so far:

• We only broke up so we could get back together.
• Me Gusta La Attractive Femme
• My Initiative Lacks Kerosene (MILK)
• Looks like Belty works at the Drive-thru
• Ross Coll, A 21st Century Hugh Hefner
• Hannah Currie, the hottest dish for Glasgow since tikka masala
• Laura is Daria’s twin sister with an antithesis personality
• Toni Malyn is the happy little smurf
• The distance between you and I ain’t fucking long enough
• A Crazy Thing Called Life
• Beyond the Wall of Sleep
• Who Lost Their Islets of Langerhan
• Mouse Meets The Big Cheese
• Cry Like No-ones Watching You (while watching the last episode of House)
• At midnight, lions are found on atlas skye

There’s still time to get yer entries in to be in with a chance of joining us at the show. Go go go! 

FRESH MILK 

Wed 7th March @ Flat 0/1 

Bones snapping and cracking into smithereens.
White bits creepin about underneath your fingernails. 
Dunking Oreos into empty glasses. 
Licking a cow’s belly. 

The above are all serious symptoms of calcium deficiency. DON’T WORRY YER KNICKERS we have more MILK on it’s way…

Miaoux Miaoux
Cats, when in conversation with one another say miaoux miaoux. Cats, when thirsty, drink MILK. There’s yer tedious link. This music man is an absolute gem to say the least. Electronica/ post-rock magic, think Caribou, Mogwai , Four Tet vibe. We first set eyes on this talented cat last year in Bar Bloc and we’ve been hooked on his big beats ever since. 

Homework
My dug ate it. Luckily he spewed them back up, we gave them a wash and they’re ready to play a bangin set at our little flat! Experimental electronica, dance and pop. Lovers of synths, guitars and all things noisy. We’re so excited to have these guys make mighty sounds with their skillz. 

Fantastic Man DJ set
Last time Fantastic Man DJ’d at MILK, people removed their shirts, crowd surfed and cried gigantic happy tears. LET’S DO THAT AGAIN. 

Aw the rest:
DJ sets and visuals till 3am, free cookies, 75p cider, made to order white/mint/pink Russians, and a professional photographer snapping away to remind you what happened on that fateful night at MILK. 

Doors 9pm // £4

MILK: Good for your bones. Great for your ears.

Attend here. 

Something’s afoot. The next MILK is on a SUNDAY (30th October) and it’s a very special one. We are having an old-school Halloween party in the Flat, with bands and DJs in fancy dress, hunners of spooky decorations and games, treats and sweets and loads more. PAWS, Cities & Skylines and Young Aviators are our special guests. If you wear a costume you get in for £3. It’s the milky monster ball and you’d be a pure ghoul not to.